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A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb.

Being Normal is Boring!!!

Every girl wants a guy best friend.

I am not young enough to know everything.

lagi UYAB nimo siya, ang QUESTION kahibaw siya?

usa ra gyud ka BREAK ang ma happy ta... LUNCH BREAK.

kada type nako sa keyboard, i always see U and I together.

pagpa OSPITAL girl kay naligsan ang imong BooBs... FLAT ra kaayo!

Lord, naabot nalang ang OCTOBER apan ang akong LOVELIFE wala pa... TRAFFIC?

naka trabaho lang ganig CALL CENTER hala panindigan na ang mag english-english even if nakasakay rag JEEP.

GGV NAAAAAAAAAA Kabaw ko oy naa mi flatscreen tv!