bisaya to english sentence translation

Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone & smile for no reason.

sos GWAPO na unta ni KIAY lang.

FACT: kung asa ang LIBRE adto ta permi.

bahalag gamay ug boobs basta naa lay curves.

wa ka kasabot sa imong GIBATI? Butangig SUBTITLES.

life is too SHORT, mao ng hasta akong HEIGHT nadamay!!!

crush, maypa ang BANGKO naay INTERES nako, apan ikaw? wa jud.

di man gani ko kamao mo sayaw ug GANGNAM style BUDOTS BUDOTS pa kaha.

Hays! maayo untag ma BRIGHT ko one-day oy!... kapoy na bitaw kada adlaw-adlaw nalang.

Joker ko nga taw pero pag mo ingun gani kog "i love you" seryoso ko <3