bisaya to english translation sentence

All girls wants is to feel beautiful, be loved, and to be treated with respect.

BAD NEWS: Monday napud ugma.

You're so plastic, Barbie is Jealous.

inhale the goodshit exhale the bullshit.

ang akong UYAB murag Wine, nagkadugay nagkalami.

inocente sa atong panan-aw apan BIGAON diay ang amaw.

Friends will buy you foods, bestfriend will eat your foods.

DEAR CHISMOSA: is that your NAWONG or AGTANG? lisoda ba e identify.

ayaw ug GAWAS kung mag uwan kay mag BAHA nya, maka bara raba ang mga PLASTICs.

ang BISAYA kung ma INLOVE todo todo, apan binuangi... di ba kay peste pestihon jud kang animal kang gikulerang letseng yawa ka.

Kanus-a man ka ma karma? Ha? Excited naman gud ko